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作者: linobody 时间: 2012-3-30 19:32 标题: A Little Gay Guy Thing (Updates will be released out soon)

Declearations:
The objective of writting this short story is to entertain every gamer who reads it. Any inquiry regards grammar mistakes, punctuation usages, spelling errors，ect, please don't let me know because I just write it for fun. If you are a child or a teenager under 17 years old, please read the story under parents guide (PG). Otherwise, enjoy the story and leave your comments below if you want to, Cheers

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Chapter One
Once upon a time, there were three bros called Diablo, Baal and Mephisto. Actually, Diablo is the first of the three who found themselves gay. The story starts in a tranquil morning, shot through with sunlight. Since homo-sex is completed banned in Hell, The life of Diablo is full of prejudice and discrimination. What appeared in Diablo's mind was 'Why not have a short break and go for a little walk to the world of humanity? That must be interesting! huh!'. Then the sex war between heaven and hell exploded.

The first stop at the world of humanity for Diablo is a small town called Tristram. There's a bar located at the center of the town. This gave Diable a overwhelming attractiveness as Gays are crazy about hanging out in the bar

. The dark light and active atmosphere in the bar made him indulged. However, he found everyone didn't notice his coming. Correct, his invisible at the time being. From the moment Diable left the Hell, chaos, distrust and hatred was out of his control. His summoning skill is not working here! or His army was dissolved because he don't like straight guys (who knows) but whatever his felt depressed. Suddenly, He found two gay guys are touching each other and licking each other's ear. Wow, as you know, Diablo is a gay so he was sexually aroused. Yeah, he can't wait to join them and go for a threesome thing!

. Well, first of all, He'd make himself visible. There is an old sayings goes if you mate with the Cow King in the Sercet Cow LeveL, then you will own a complete human body and everyone can see you. 'I don't wanna waste my time now' Diablo said to himself. Combine Wirt's Leg and a Tome of Town Portal in the Horadric Cube, a red door appeared in front of Diablo's face. He took off his clothing and rushed into the red door with a totally naked body. When he arrived, cows are astonished. They scattered in all directions. Diablo, now, lost his patience and grab a cow, 'where is your king? little boy?', 'Over there,see? inside the fence!' Diablo aimed the direction that the cow pointed and started to teleport. Oh, no, Jesus, Christ! I don't have enough mana! It's still half way there. Finally, when Diablo walked there, he was completely exhausted and fell down on the ground. The cow king smiled with the words' Go and find me Cain's underwear, I'll have sex with you

(puking)'. Diablo said 'What, are you kidding me?'

Now, Diablo is on the journey of searching the underwear,LoL.

To be continued...........

[ 本帖最后由 linobody 于 2012-7-2 20:54 编辑 ]

作者: 木偶1981 时间: 2012-3-30 20:45

虽然看不懂不过看起来还是很有才很好很强大
PS;能不能悄悄的告诉我写的是什么吗

作者: jinjinddn 时间: 2012-3-30 21:54

太erotic了，果酱mm很有才

作者: klgshoot 时间: 2012-3-30 21:59

估计整个论坛没几个懂英语的吧，我来翻译一下吧，鉴于文章太长，我只翻译倒数第二行：
“现在，我正为我的男人（大菠萝）练就一身好本领”

作者: linobody 时间: 2012-3-30 22:24

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原帖由 木偶1981 于 2012-3-30 20:45 发表
虽然看不懂不过看起来还是很有才很好很强大
PS;能不能悄悄的告诉我写的是什么吗

其实主要的就是讲讲三大魔头搞基的事和史上第一混乱走一个路线

作者: linobody 时间: 2012-3-30 22:28

3L 4L 估计都是来打酱油的~

作者: jinjinddn 时间: 2012-3-30 23:13

我神马也看不懂，神马也不知道

作者: glacier8016 时间: 2012-3-30 23:44

故事主旨：果酱妹纸的3个男人为了她发动一场波及天堂、地狱和人间的战争浩劫……

作者: linobody 时间: 2012-3-31 19:55

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原帖由 glacier8016 于 2012-3-30 23:44 发表
故事主旨：果酱妹纸的3个男人为了她发动一场波及天堂、地狱和人间的战争浩劫……

小变态真恶心

作者: 木偶1981 时间: 2012-3-31 20:54

俄文德文日文棒子文我都很在行就是英文还没时间学习:anhei3.net-0000

作者: 隐藏BOSS 时间: 2012-4-4 01:50

看的挺累啊，果酱难道真的是有咪咪和那个啥的人类？挺疑惑的，不过没事偶尔在论坛搞搞基的行为在大家看来也许更和谐！

作者: linobody 时间: 2012-4-4 18:04

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原帖由 隐藏BOSS 于 2012-4-4 01:50 发表
看的挺累啊，果酱难道真的是有咪咪和那个啥的人类？挺疑惑的，不过没事偶尔在论坛搞搞基的行为在大家看来也许更和谐！

鸡鸡过两天去度假到时候我去综合区砸场子到时候你可得去顶我啊~

作者: glacier8016 时间: 2012-4-4 23:01

到综合区！砸！场！子！

我笑了

作者: linobody 时间: 2012-4-5 05:49

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原帖由 glacier8016 于 2012-4-4 23:01 发表
到综合区！砸！场！子！

我笑了

完了被老变态发现了你管的那片我不杂我就砸鸡鸡那片

作者: glacier8016 时间: 2012-4-5 23:16

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原帖由 linobody 于 2012-4-5 05:49 发表

完了被老变态发现了你管的那片我不杂我就砸鸡鸡那片

妹纸，你打算怎么砸jj啊

作者: xiamifantuan 时间: 2012-4-6 09:52

老变态。。。。。。。。。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。。。。。。。。;P

作者: linobody 时间: 2012-7-2 20:51

The story will be updated sometime during this week. For those who still wonders the fate of Diablo, it's time to count hours. The next chapter will be much more exciting, disgusting and sexually explicit

作者: 88436827 时间: 2012-7-14 16:41

真是世风日下。竟然在我老人家面前卖弄才华～竟然……竟然……我老人家一句也看不懂～

作者: linobody 时间: 2012-9-14 12:53

貌似需要更新一下啊

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